While in general, I agree that CoasterMatt needs to clean up his ****ing language  

 , in this case he has a point.  Words like "tomorrow" are banned from the game.  
However I must admit after hitting that kind of limitation I did try a few pithy comments to see what I could come up with  

   (note I did not send them):  
"Please jump my bones" 
"Please push me hard" 
etc....