One of our nearby neighbors has a fetish/hobby/thing for sitting out on his patio every night for at least an hour, constantly hocking and spitting as loudly as possible.
So, thanks to
www.fart-sounds.net and my loud speakers and open window, I decided to make some disgusting sounds in return tonight.
He went back inside after I blasted "the bowels of the Titanic", "Rectal Bismol", among other audible delights.