[lindyhop]

There was a woman at Trader Joe's today wearing a mask. That's the first one I've seen. My first reaction was that she's being paranoid. Then I thought, how rude, is that what she thinks of the rest of us? Then I remembered I'm coughing a lot due to the cold I've had all week. But it's just a cold so I decided she was rude and I was offended.

I'd still like to learn to cough with a little oink sound at the end, just for fun. At the same time I feel like I need a "not swine flu" sign to hang around my neck.