My Dom story:
I was an extra in a brilliant film called "Baby Geniuses" and I was walking to the set when I hear a commotion behind me. Dom was rushing by with several paper grocery bags filled with food and a big log of bread sticking out. He was with someone laughing and being everything you'd expect. I held the door for them as they rushed by, apparently off to cook for the cast and he wasn't even in the scenes shot.
From
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Buddy Bizarre: [
yells into the ear of an actor] WRONG!
[
hits the actor in the head]
Buddy Bizarre: Watch me! It's so simple! Give me the playback! Watch me, faggots!
History of the World part 1
Emperor Nero: Here, wash this!
Haunted Honeymoon:
Aunt Kate: Where's Francis Jr.?
Francis Abbot Sr.: I don't know, Kate. He told me he was coming up this afternoon. I thought sure he'd be here in time for dinner.
Aunt Kate: One of my dresses is missing. Has he been at it again?
Francis Abbot Sr.: No!
[
stammering]
Francis Abbot Sr.: Uh, n-n-no no I.
Francis Abbot Sr.: [
explaining to Vickie] My son does this wonderful impression of Aunt Kate. He's got her voice down to a tee. And well, sometimes he likes to, uh, put on one of Aunt Kate's dresses to entertain at family gatherings.
Vickie Pearle: I see.
Francis Abbot Sr.: [
upbeat] Oh, you should have seen him last Christmas. Such fun.
Aunt Kate: [
sarcastic] Yes. And when the police dragged him out of the ladies room at Sach's Fifth Avenue, *that* was fun.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.
Don Giovanni: [
holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!
He's dead.