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Originally Posted by JWBear
I still don't get why anyone found this tedious and porly written movie to be fun. What was it that you all found fun in this movie? I'm just not seeing it.
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You mean us on this board, and 91% of critics and 96% of all filmgoers everywhere on this planet and the next?
TEDIOUS? I'll grant you poorly-written, but it seems from the comments here and my personal reaction and the reaction of the twenty-plus friends I've so far seen it with, that the infectious spirit and move-along pace and energy either detracted from or negated consideration of the screenwriting flaws.
Here's the short way to arrive at everything I found fun in this movie. Take the entire movie, subtract 50% of Alex's list of quibbles, and everything left is what I found fun and enjoyable.
Oh, I'll make it easier.
Kirk on the road to Kirk with Shatner-like Kirk at the end.
Spock on the road to Spock, being an excellent Spock even with the real Spock on hand to mock the new Spock.
Kirk and Spock.
Hysterical Dr. McCoy.
Kirk and McCoy.
McCoy and Spock.
Kirk in Green Girl's dorm room.
Kirk in his underwear.
Kirk smiling just at me in the audience.
Kirk.
The Geekship Enterprise.
Simon Peg, er, I mean, Scotty, yeah, Scotty.
Ben Cross as Sarek.
Alternate Timeline device as a shorthand for reboot with differences.
Destroying Vulcan as a short-cut to re-establishig the tortured Stranger-in-a-Strange-Land Spock of early Star Trek.
Costumes, Production Design, Special Effects.
The entire opening sequence.
The cool, nonsensical Drill of Fire and implausible but neat skydive from space for cool Kirk and Sulu male bonding fight on it.
The completely stupid stranding of Kirk on the impossibly-close-to-Vulcan sister planet to Hoth, just so that alien monsters can chase Kirk.
Kirk in obligatory bar fight in Iowa.
Spock beating the carp out of Vulan bullies. Spock baited into losing it on the Bridge and nearly choking Kirk to death. Out of control emotional Spock.
Great McCoy Dialogue.
Adorable Ensign Chekov.
Two friends of mine in so many scenes as Starfleet Cadet extras.
Smoldering Kirk and Uhura proto-romance, lesser appreciation for Uhura-Spock romance, but great love triangle jealousy pon-farr foder.
the 8th time Kirk hangs by his bare hangs over a deadly height.
Transporters actually working to rescue characters on multiple occassions instead of breaking down to keep characters in jeopardy.
Cool going to warp effect.
Way-cool new transporter effect.
Use of my alma-mater CSUN campus library as Starfleet Academy.
Cool phaser battle.
Lotsa laughs peppered througout.
Kirk.
And ... the awesome shot of the Narada with Kelvin-inflicted damage as the convoy of shuttles escape against the backdrop of a huge star, and the best strains of Michael Giaccino's score as it seques to the bitchin' Title shot.
There's more, but that's off the top of my head.
Oh, and I really liked Chris Pine as Kirk and as my new boyfriend. And loved, loved, impossibly loved Zachary Quinto as Spock.