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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer
You people. Ya. YOU PEOPLE!
You know who you are. The ones who don't flush the toilet, or make sure everything goes down. What are you?! 4? Are you afraid the toilet monster is going to jump out and swallow you whole?
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I have this same rant.....except the person responsible IS 4 and she's quite afraid of the very real toilet monster and since she's so damn cute, I'm sure he
would swallow her whole. Sometimes I like to nibble on her cheeks (facial, although her butt cheeks are the sweetest damn things you ever did see), she's so flipping precious. Chloe is a dollbaby. I think I'll go kiss her sweaty forehead right now.
You know who I don't appreciate? People who don't take care of their kids. Come on, people. WASH your children. Clean their Kool-Aid stained faces, and brush their rotten ass teeth. Wash their dogcrap smeared clothing (oh, that's NOT dogcrap? Um, suuuure smells like it!!!!!!). Buy them new shoes. And while you're at it, run a comb through their hair once a month or so. God, I hope to never go to a McDonald's ever again....I just ran in to use the bathroom today. Never again. Barf. I hate people.
But oh my GOD, do I love my children. They are gorgeous....they just are....and good and kindhearted and gorgeous and bathed regularly and loved and cuddled and clean and good. Maybe I'll go kiss them all.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.