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					Originally Posted by CoasterMatt  I fell off the front porch. Without the aid of any alcohol. | 
	
 Hah! But what I want to know is ...
did you faceplant as spectacularly as your neighbor when she biffed it the other day? Also, I assume you are ok, right?
Moonie, I am so sorry about yer laptop. 
KS, it's not as bad as if you'd lost the iPod itself, so you're still good.
Wolfy, I am so dreading the teenage years. My daughter sends texts with alarming speed and frequency. Although she is small for her age, she is sharp, and looks and reminds me of a teenager. I'm just glad she is still affectionate with me. I will be so sad when she is too cool to hug and kiss me. 
 
As far as adding something new to the thread, today at least, I have done nothing too embarrassingly 
Stpid.