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Notice to: My neighbors
Either leash your dog or keep him off of my porch. I'm tired of searching for running shoes, socks and gardening clogs througout the neighborhood. I usually find them in your yard; front and back. What, you didn't notice the strange shoe that doesn't belong to anyone in your family???? Now, the last straw -- a package of Miracle-Gro with measuring spoon inside has gone missing from my porch. I can't find the damn thing anywhere. I hope S didn't eat it. I can't be worrying about this crap. You need to take some responsibility for your dog!
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My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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