[Prudence]

Resolved:

I hate my job. My job is unsatisfying. It will never be satisfying, because the federal GS system is designed specifically to make sure that no one with an ounce of intelligence ever makes it up the chain. I need to be practicing law. I will get off my butt and apply for clerkships again because hey, maybe they'll be confused and think that being a PMF was something impressive. I will apply for the AG's honors program once the application system is online the end of July. And if neither of those pie-in-the-sky routes works out, I will start the full-court press on other options. Because, Bob damn it, I am fvcking brilliant. And I deserve a job where I get to think.