The feminists will object to the scantily clad women dancing for Obama's pleasure.
The vegans and the vegetarians will object to them eating kalua pig.
The Monterey Bay Aquarium will object to him eating salmon in his lomi lomi salmon that are not from approved fish farms.
Racists will object to the Hawaiian music being played because the songs are not in god's language, English.
The Bible Belt loonies will say that Hawaiians deify pagan gods like Pele and will wonder if Obama does too.
The possibilities are endless.
