They really can't. Oh, to be Emma Watson, if only for a day! I'd even do her a good turn and wear better clothes than she normally wears. I could improve you, Emma. Just let me be you, for a day. I promise I won't flee with your body. I won't borrow it for long. Just long enough to plant one on Rupert's sweet petal lips without having to suffer the consequences of a) him going, "Ewwwwwww, you look like some bloke my parents know or b) incarceration.
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