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					Originally Posted by CoasterMatt  I attempted to eat a very hot calzone while not wearing a shirt. Melted cheese on bare skin is not the fun. | 
	
 On a rare occasion when I was sick (I am blessed with a strong immune system), someone made me some soup, which I attempted to eat while mostly on my back. It was very hot off the stove. I was not wearing a top (it was a fever and I was roasting). I spilled the soup on my chest. I still have a scar.