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A strapping Scottish gentleman enters a bar, stark naked save for a steering wheel mounted around his manhood.
The bartender takes one look and, before booting him out the door, asks "What's that thing for?"
The man replies [thick Scottish accent] "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!" [/accent]
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-TJ
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