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					Originally Posted by second class citizen  Ah.....no. I don't think so. There will be NO Tawny Kitaen splaying herself across the hood of MY car!  
Now Grant Bowler or Gerard Butler.....that would be a MUCH better story!
 
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 It looks like Gerard Butler is splattering blood all over your new car.  I'm not cleaning that up.