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Old 07-14-2009, 07:13 PM   #50
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Traditionally, straight men, alone at sea, or on tractors all day, or sweating under cars, name their machinery after women.
I work alone. My computers and various legal databases typically bear the gender neutral name "You f*cking piece of sh*t!"

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I've never felt that machines were females to me. To me, cars don't purr, they growl, they roar. The smells of grease and exhaust, and the power and muscle concepts evoke masculinity in my mind. It's sexy, but for different reasons. I translate it into something sexy for me - which again, makes sense.
I have a pretty white Mixmaster that will take your arm off. Boy or girl?

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I'm surprised to hear of gay men that see their sexy cars as female. Interesting.
I called my Subaru Justy "Justine." It could not have been otherwise. Same with a Miata. The Dukes of Hazzard called their Dodge Charger "The General Lee." That, too, fits.
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