Another guy walks into the same bar (this is one very amused and hard-working bartender!). Orders up five shots of whiskey and downs them one after the other.
"What's the occassion?" asks the bartender.
"My first blowjob."
"Well then, let me pour you one more shot - on the house."
"Nah," replies the man. "If the first five didn't kill the taste, nothing will."
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