Thing One:
The Madame Vionnet exhibit at the Musée des Art Décoratifs in Paris - link SFW
Thing Two:
French sandwiches, all on a baguette or country bread: eggplant, tomato, and goat cheese / pesto, ham, and lettuce / caprese (fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, and basil) salad / brie and walnuts / turkey breast with a schmeer of brie/
pan bagnat, which I'm making for dinner tonight.