Notice to the kid who decided to launch a potato over his backyard fence while I was driving down the street yesterday: I know there are only so many things one can fathom to do with a potato while in your backyard, but I'm sure smashing it over your head would have been much more effective seeing as how it's obvious your brain already lacks the capability to see cause and effect.
Although you did manage to hit my car, you still fail because I practically own a tank and your projectile bounced right into the gutter.
All stupidity aside, I must thank you for using a rotten potato, therefore not wasting edible food.
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