[Prudence]

Anyone remember that Ren and Stimpy episode with the Red, Shiny, Candy-like Button?

You won't touch it, will you?

I totally would. I can't resist.

So today I picked at the surgical dressing on the cheek side of my teeth. One end popped free at the first touch, but then it was flapping around and pulling at the part still stuck on. Which hurt. So I sloooooowly peeled it all the way off. And now it's sore and the ends of the stitches are poking me in the cheek.

Great.

Not at all like boiled football leather.