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		 The whole pointlessness of ironing sheets and towels (really? towels?) reminded me of when I overheard these elderly women at the laundromat lamenting that they could never get all their towels white again and all I could think was don't buy white towels.  Why make it so hard? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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