"Magic Poop Collector" !! I wonder if there's a market for 'Magic Poop' on Ebay? Surely you must be able to sell all that Magic Poop
© you've collected ?!?!
I don't call a plastic bag hanging from ones a$$hole "Magic", that's for sure.
...and after the doing's done.... *Magic*!! Pull a string, win a prize. Everyone's a winner here today.