Not a news story but I'm amused by this craig's list employment ad. Someone is using words they don't quite understand.
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/ofc/1342761091.html
Corporal Administrator Associate (inland empire )
Front office and reception experience necessary. Remarkable customer service skills a an advantage
Location: inland empire
Compensation: $13.25 each hour 9-4
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.