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Old 08-27-2009, 11:42 AM   #19
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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor View Post
I've always thought that the dignity lost when handling a pet's excrement with your hands was non-transferable. This switches the indignity to the perpetrator. Poopetrator?

Yeah, I don't think I could do this to a dog, but I'm not sure I could handle hot dog poop with my hands either. (Baby poop, on the other hand...)
Honestly? You stick your hand inside a grocery bag, grab the poo and turn the bag inside out and tie it off. Done in mere seconds. And on the bright side, you don't have to wipe your dog's butt.*

(*-not that it hadn't happened on occasion, but as a general rule of thumb, not necessary, as it is when changing a diaper)

You could handle it.
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