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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 06-15-2005, 11:22 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/pagesix/2005...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Hey, it worked for Oprah, why not for me, too?

Oprah is a Zulu princess.

I want to be Rob Roy's [however many greats] grand something or other. Not because I have any Scottish ancestors that I know about. I just feel a kinship to Scottish people, particularly men, and particularly when I'm in close proximity to them and I can smell them and feel the air between us vibrate like a tuning fork - the tuning fork of love – whenever he speaks. And I love red hair. And beards. And fisherman, and lots of people in Scotland, certainly (‘cause I’ve never actually been) have red hair, and beards, and are fisherman, which means I probably had a lot of ancestors that fished. (Which is, all jokes aside, true, though they weren’t Scottish; they were Welsh and Irish).

But most likely I’d get my DNA tested and find out that I am the hairless descendent of a very hairy ape, and not a famous ape, like King Kong. Just a normal boring ape shaped creature destined to evolve into a somewhat adequate human being.

So, who are *you* descended from? And what mysteries might become usolved by your own celebrity DNA testing?

06-15-2005, 11:22 AM	#1
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	DNA testing proves that I'm special! http://news.yahoo.com/s/pagesix/2005...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl Hey, it worked for Oprah, why not for me, too? Oprah is a Zulu princess. I want to be Rob Roy's [however many greats] grand something or other. Not because I have any Scottish ancestors that I know about. I just feel a kinship to Scottish people, particularly men, and particularly when I'm in close proximity to them and I can smell them and feel the air between us vibrate like a tuning fork - the tuning fork of love – whenever he speaks. And I love red hair. And beards. And fisherman, and lots of people in Scotland, certainly (‘cause I’ve never actually been) have red hair, and beards, and are fisherman, which means I probably had a lot of ancestors that fished. (Which is, all jokes aside, true, though they weren’t Scottish; they were Welsh and Irish). But most likely I’d get my DNA tested and find out that I am the hairless descendent of a very hairy ape, and not a famous ape, like King Kong. Just a normal boring ape shaped creature destined to evolve into a somewhat adequate human being. So, who are you descended from? And what mysteries might become usolved by your own celebrity DNA testing?
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