[blueerica]

So, I finally did remember that the turkey bacon has been sitting in the freezer since I purchased it... I dunno... months ago. Defrosted, and put on the stove. YUCKO. WTF is this sh*t? It doesn't taste like turkey and it DOESN'T taste like bacon!!! It tastes like gross. Like Gross. Whatever Gross is, that's what it tasted like. Well, it didn't taste like gross, but it tasted like salt.

Ugh.

Never. Forget.