So I'm minding my own business, watching 
The Click List: Best of Short Films on 
Logo, and see a commercial for the 
Shake Weight. My jaw dropped. I thought it was a joke and/or that it was one of the short films being shown. But it wasn't. It was/is real! And 
there's one for men. It costs ten bucks more, but it looks heavier.
I wondered if I was the only one who thought this was a jack-off tool. 
I didn't wonder for long. (NSFW-Language)