[Strangler Lewis]

After waiting in a long line, I got de-swined Saturday. Hopefully, my immunity kicks in before I get sick from the symptomatic person ahead of me who was pulled out of the line.

I happened to sneeze as a triage worker passed by, and she grilled me as to whether I was sick. I convinced her I wasn't, so I got to stay in line. However, I also heard rumors that the symptomatic people, rather than being denied shots, were going to the head of the line. (Links! Recht!)