Just put a sign up at the entrance to the auditorium saying:
 
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				Ladies and Gentleman, you are about to see a story of murder, greed, corruption, violence, exploitation, adultery and treachery. All those things we hold near and dear to our hearts…
			
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 I think PC has gone too far these days.  I was about 14 when I first went to see Chicago in 1980 with Mum & Dad.  We all loved it. 
