Since Claire is trapped in her house, I decided to fly to Oregon and take some pictures and post it here show she can see what it looks like outside:
Here's a shot from outside your house, Claire. Your woodshed may need to be re-roofed.
Here's a shot of me, Ralphie, Ralphie's Aunt Gladys and Uncle Topsy. We thought we'd go into the icestorm and find the nearest Starbucks and grab some Frappucinos for Claire. No luck, I'm afraid.
We found this kid at the downtown Wal*Mart parking lot and checked to make sure it wasn't one of Claire's. She wasn't. She gave us the finger as we walked away from her.
Well, Claire, we didn't find you a Starbucks, but we did manage to find your Yugo in the snow.
Here's a picture of Uncle Topsy digging your driveway. He should be at your door at any time.
More to come, Claire. Hang in there.
