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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight
I can never remember. How many times do I have to allow someone's toddler to nearly trip me because their parents aren't paying attention to them before it's legal for me to kick said toddler?
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Actually, a big "HI!!!!!!! How are YOU? Are you having FUN TODAY? This is FUN!!!!!!," down on your knees at toddler level will get that toddler yanked away from your vicinity so fast it will make your head spin. It scares the sh!t out of the parents, and kiddo thinks you're a big funny man.
Worked at the El Capitan when Steve, Jesse, and I went to see Toy Story in 3D. In fact, the entire family got up and left the theatre. I'm that good.