Hehehehehehe. I have to tell you this...
Aussies don't generally get into the haunts and scares and
frightening displays for Halloween, so my victims were ripe for the plucking this year.
A bunch of local kids dressed as witches and ghosts and fairies came to the door, and Mum answered. As she was handing out candy, she called out and said "Hey Rob, there's some guests at the door!"
I came down the hallway, being careful not to look at them, then once on the porch, I took a look at the green-faced witch in front of me and let out the loudest scream I've ever done in my life. It was almost to rival CoasterMatt if that's possible.
Mum was not expecting this, and jumped 2 feet into the air. The kids were even less prepared for someone actually being scary and jumped 4 feet !
I exclaimed "Goodness, you were all so scary looking you frightened me" and they started to laugh, knowing that they were safe and I wasn't a homicidal maniac. Their mum at the end of the driveway laughed and waved at me.
Yeah... they earned their candy this year.
