11-01-2009, 10:20 PM
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I Floop the Pig
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Alternative Swankstyle
Posts: 19,348
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HI. ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS HERE. I'M DYING TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT Braaains Buddy.
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ARE YOU DEAD TIRED OF DRAGGING YOUR BODY OUT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT HARVESTING freeesh braaains?
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THE PATENTED TECHNOLOGY OF Braaains Buddy WILL LOCK IN THE FRESHNESS AND KEEP YOUR delicious braaains TASTING DELICIOUS FOR WEEKS.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. ORDER IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND YOU'LL RECEIVE THE Cranial Carver, THE ONLY TOOL YOU'LL EVER NEED FOR HARVESTING braaains.
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(for the record, I was planning on being Billy Mays for Halloween before he died. His death just meant the costume would require makeup).
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