Last year Jeremy Piven
abruptly quit the Broadway revival of
Speed the Plow because, according to him, he had mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi.
riiiiight
Well now poor Mr. Piven has another problem he claims was brought on by excessive consumption: Man Boobs!
The Pivenator says
he had been drinking 20 cups of soy milk a day and the estrogen contained therein caused him to grow
Moobs.
I wonder if "his people" are busy working on next year's dilemma. I'll bet he grows extra sharp toe nails from eating too much jello.
