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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman
Hey, weren't you looking for a roommate?
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"What's that Wally? You say you brought a towel into the bathroom for your shower but it's not there now? Oh no problem, you probably just thought you brought one in. I'll just go grab one and bring it in to you."
"Oh darn it, I dropped that thing again. Would you be a pal and bend over and get it for me?"
"The little red light on the corner of your bedroom ceiling? Oh I'm sure it's nothing—probably just a reflection coming in from the window."
"Yeah, that
is strange! Most people wind up losing socks when they do laundry. How interesting that you seem to lose underwear...."