Thread: Sooooo.....
View Single Post
Old 11-06-2009, 10:40 AM   #4897
3894
Next Stop: Funkytown!
 
3894's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Cheeselandia
Posts: 1,907
3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool3894 is the epitome of cool
I indulged in bitchery at a mom-n-pop grocery store today and it felt so gooooooood.

A woman I used to work and who was every bad co-worker cliché you can think of with waved and squealed, "Helen!"

I ignored that. Of course. I mean, this woman even was certain I was having an affair with her alcoholic husband, who also worked with us. As if, lady.

"Helen! It's so good to see you!"

So, naturally, I turned around to face her and said, "Yeah, well it's a drag to see you."

And then I moved on.
__________________
"I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
3894 is offline   Submit to Quotes