I indulged in bitchery at a mom-n-pop grocery store today and it felt so gooooooood.
A woman I used to work and who was every bad co-worker cliché you can think of with waved and squealed, "Helen!"
I ignored that. Of course. I mean, this woman even was certain I was having an affair with her alcoholic husband, who also worked with us. As if, lady.
"Helen! It's so good to see you!"
So, naturally, I turned around to face her and said, "Yeah, well it's a drag to see you."
And then I moved on.
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"I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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