| So.. I gave this Virtual Magic Kingdom a whirl (worked okay on my Mac, i was a skeptic,  you know how these things are). This chatty cathy of a "minnie-girl" (name modified to protect the innocent) started chatting me up, somehow it became apparent that I needed to say "I am gay." But of course, the vocabulary restrictions won't have any of that.
 So i said, "I am happy."
 
 pregnant pause
 
 "Of course you are. who isn't when they are here at disney? it's the happiest place on earth."
 
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