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Celebrity Sighting
“Oh, my God, is that Chris Martin? Honey, shut up a minute, I think I’m about to walk by Chris Martin....Are you serious? Chris Martin! The lead singer of Coldplay....Oh, for Christ’s sake, yes, Gwyneth’s husband, yes..... No, I will NOT ask him that. I think Apple is an adorable name. Well, we don’t have to worry about that, do we, Mr Vasectomy?................I do NOT always bring that up..........Well, I did, but I’m having second thoughts..........You ALWAYS say, Let’s have this conversation some other time. And that condescending, Shall we, you tack on the end? God, I hate that………………I didn’t……honey, I didn’t say I hate you, I said I hate it when you tack….honey, you’re breaking up. You’ve misunderstood and you're breaking up……..Hello?...............No, NO, I do not want to break up. That’s NOT what I said. I meant the connection is bad………………..No, not OUR connection, the phone connection. I always get such terrible reception in this area; I should have never switched to T-Mobile. What? Chris who? Oh, him. I have no idea. He passed by me a while ago, around the time we started arguing. I’m not even sure that it was him. Maybe just a look-a-like….Hold on a sec, will you, I think my blue tooth is falling out of my ear. Hello?”
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