I have no attention span. I posted this question and then got distracted by other projects.
Thanks for the suggestions. I'll try the coat hanger method first before I disembowel the dress. At first I didn't think there was anything to latch on to. I also talked to a friend who I usually see at the dance and she offered to zip me up if I got there half-zipped (as opposed to half-whatever). But I can just see myself forgetting to ask for help before I leave and having to cut myself out of the dress (or less dramatically, sleeping in it).
Nekked? Sorry, Kevy, I want to wear the dress.
