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Originally Posted by ToriBear
Well, tomorrow, my boyfriend is having surgery: the doctors are going to take out the old implants from his cochlea and put in his new cochlear implant. It's a pretty serious surgery and his mom is worried as heck. I'm going to skip school and go to the hospital to help out. Pretty scary surgery.
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Just remember, cheating isn't cheating if one party in the relationship is anesthetized. And eloping with a surgeon while your boyfriend is drooling into his ear is more fun than it sounds.
Also, convincing him to get surgery is a much better way to avoid that big test than we used back when I was in school, which was calling in bomb threats.