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We now bring you, BullCrap Theater
Dick Cheney: Yeehaw, we is kickin' some Arab butt. Those crazy towel heads are gonna give up any day now.
General in Iraq: The insurgency is getting stronger and smarter. More foreign fighters are entering the country than ever.
Our esteemed Commander in Chief: Look, shiny!!
Thank you, this has been another edition of BullCrap Theater. We'd like to thank our sponsor, Haliburton, to whom we somehow ended up owing money. BullCrap Theater is a wholy owned subsidiary of the China National Offshore Oil Co.
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'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.'
-TJ
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