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Her: There's a dead animal in the back yard, being eaten by Turkey Vultures
Him: Cool!
Her: NO! not cool. What if it has rabies?
Him: Umm, It's dead?
Her: What about the kids?
Him: Err, What about them?
Her: Call animal control!
Him: Why?
Her: TO GET RID OF IT!
Him: Oh. I'll just bag it and trash it. No problem.
Her: NO! That's terrible!
Him: Err, it's dead already?
Her: CALL!
Him: For one dead raccoon?
Her: YES!
Him: aaah OK.
..... 30min........
Him: They only deal with animals on the street, not in back yards. Do you want me to move it onto the street?
Her: Of course not!
Some days I wonder how our species manages to perpetuate itself.
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- Taking it one step at a time.
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