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Old 01-28-2010, 10:18 AM   #43
Chernabog
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So yesterday I come home and the conversation goes something like this:

Me: Did you see the new iPad?

BJ: OMGZ!!! I WANTS ONE!!!

Me: You already have an iPod touch. It's a bigger iPod touch, and if you want WiFi it's $30 a month.

BJ: IT'S... MY PREEEEEECIOUS....... O.o And only $499, cheaper than my apple laptop.

ME: But your apple laptop, which you use for word processing, itunes, browsing, and all sorts of computer stuff also does multitasking. The iPad has no multitasking capability.

BJ: NO! It multitasks!

Me: No it doesn't. That's one of the things that people are disappointed with.

BJ: No, no no! You're lying! I want one! I WANT ONE! I WANT THE PRECIOUSSSSSSSS!!!!!


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You apple people are freaky.
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