| So yesterday I come home and the conversation goes something like this:
 Me:   Did you see the new iPad?
 
 BJ:   OMGZ!!!  I WANTS ONE!!!
 
 Me:  You already have an iPod touch.   It's a bigger iPod touch, and if you want WiFi it's $30 a month.
 
 BJ:   IT'S... MY PREEEEEECIOUS....... O.o   And only $499, cheaper than my apple laptop.
 
 ME: But your apple laptop, which you use for word processing, itunes, browsing, and all sorts of computer stuff also does multitasking.   The iPad has no multitasking capability.
 
 BJ:   NO!   It multitasks!
 
 Me:  No it doesn't.  That's one of the things that people are disappointed with.
 
 BJ:  No, no no!  You're lying!  I want one!  I WANT ONE!  I WANT THE PRECIOUSSSSSSSS!!!!!
 
 
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 You apple people are freaky.
 
				__________________And they say back then our universe
 Was a coal black egg
 Until the god inside
 Burst out and from its shattered shell
 He made what became the world we know
 ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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