Just read this and thought it was funny. YMMV.
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You May Be A Republican If....
....You hate gays, but have a drawer full of boy-on-boy action.
....You believe we should keep condoms out of schools, because we all know without them teens won't have sex.
....You've never spent a day in the military, but question the courage and patriotism of those veterans who return with medals and scars and say that war is bad.
....You'll spend $20 billion guarding a bridge against the possibility of a terrorist attack, but won't spend 20 cents to keep it from falling down on its own.
....You believe the right to life ends at birth.
....You believe trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
....You believe "Compassionate Conservatism" means feeling sorry for the homeless veteran sleeping in the gutter as you step over him on your way to a $500 a plate Palin fundraiser.
....You believe questioning Bush was un-American, but questioning Obama is patriotism.
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