One of my low-carb people gave me an absolutely horrifying recipe for mock French toast in which you crunch up some pork rinds until they're a powder, add a couple eggs, some heavy cream, splenda, cinnamon, and vanilla. Dollop this goo into a hot skillet, and voila! Mock French toast!
Sounds disgusting. But (you knew there had to be a but), I tried it, and it was pretty tasty! The texture, though, reminded me of something else. So, tonight, I switched out the splenda, cinnamon, and vanilla for onion powder, and made the most thoroughly treyf latkes you'd ever see. A little sour cream, a little applesauce, even Joe thought they were good!
But wrong. Very, very wrong.
I'm calling them Notkes.
