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- The money in my wallet must be organised by president

- Shampoo, rinse, shampoo, rinse, separate lather from soap, rub on body, rinse, remove clothes, shampoo hat, rinse.

- Never mix food together, including cake and brownie mixes. Cook eggs, 1/2 cup vegetable oil, cake powder, 1/4 cup water separately. Cook each for 30 minutes. Dispose of in garbage.

- Only wear retractable top hats made of felt.

- Left shoe goes on left foot. Right shoe goes on right foot. Feet go on legs below ankle.

- TV must be returned to its original place of origin at the end of each night. In this case, China.

- Put on pants, right leg first, left arm last.

- Glass of milk with poison should always be placed on the right side of my dinner plate and glass of milk without poison should be placed on the left side of plate. (when possible)

- When at home use empty tissue boxes as 'inside' shoes. When outside use full tissue boxes as 'outside' pants.