[Prudence]

Vegas:

Everyone smokes.
Spent an amount I shan't own up to on dinner at Fleur de Lys during which I got full on drunk for the first time in my life.
Visited Caesar's Palace, the Venetian, the Bellagio, Paris, and just inside the door of Planet Hollywood.
Obtained slightly alcoholic beverage in large bong-shaped plastic cup.
Obtained a stack of naked lady cards.
Won 65.75 in video poker in Paris.
Saw Bellagio fountain show.
Went up the faux Eiffel Tower.
Bought glass beads at the Venetian.
Drove home.

Then, Sunday, went to say goodbye to the Jewel of Orleans, where the Rat bought me diamond earrings.