[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I will be boarding a pod cruiser on a Space Station for a routine reconnaissance mission. I expect I will take an abrupt detour through a space time wormhole that will land me on a strange planet where talking apes rule over the human race. With the help of a sympathetic chimpanzee activist named Ari and a small band of human rebels, I anticipate that I will lead the effort to evade the advancing Gorilla Army led by General Thade and his most trusted warrior Attar. The race will be on to reach a sacred temple within the planet's Forbidden Zone to discover the shocking secrets of mankind's past - and the key to its future.

Mr. Full of Sh.t!