The microwave in the little kitchenette across from my office now turns on when you open the door. I unplugged it, turned it around to face the wall, and put a warning sign on it. Some of the women here actually got upset at me for doing so....
I told them that I don't really care if they cook their hands, but I don't want to have to fill out all of the paperwork that would entail. For some reason, they were not mollified.
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