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Old 06-10-2010, 07:44 PM   #5
Morrigoon
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OMG, Best. Review. Ever.

So I was looking up info on Hometown Buffet, and I came across this 1-star review:
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"You are horrible. I love you. My dark, sweet treat. Your food has no flavor, save the hint of salt that you deign to give me, only now and again. Peering at your mounds of macaroni and puddles of gravy, through scratched sneezeguard, all things seem possible. Yet nothing materializes. You make me long for the day when I foresake everything and drown myself in your meaningless calories. Ballooning to enormous size, conforming to the shape of your booths, softly serving soft serve spoonfuls to my sorrowful esophagus. Take me away, Hometown Buffet...."
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