I'm sure it was actually halal but they didn't want to scare away those well known Sonoma County birthers. So what better way to hide the Muslimosity of our president while simultaneously reaffirming our special relationship with Israel.
Speaking of which, I didn't know this before this morning but Rahm Emanuel should be put in charge of all conversations with Israel's government just so he can reaffirm them by saying "hey, you can trust me, I'm so on your side my middle name is Israel."
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